I gave birth to you

I used to be able to, jokingly, but quite honestly, blame public gas on my child. Most of the time it was her and not me, but you know there was that one time …
Well today we were at a womans house getting fitted for a bridesmaid dress (I was, Jessica – well she was eating cookies.) and Jessica let a little puffer go. Without missing a beat while this nice woman is measuring my cup size Jessica looks at me and says … (drum roll please)
“Mom, say excuse me.”

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