We have a chair problem.
Hi, my name is Jodi and I have a problem. With chairs. And actually, I think my husband has the problem. We have a hard time committing to a furniture purchase but we know we need something (!!) so we buy the chair. And only the chair. And then a year goes by and we’re ready for another furniture commitment, but you guessed it, we get scared and uncertain and only purchase the chair.
I would love to be joking in some way right now, but I just cleaned my house and had to maneuver past all 19 chairs, and there are more because I didn’t count the one in our bedroom – wanna know why? BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUNCTIONAL!! Totally forgot about that chair, just sitting there, being a chair all alone. I need to rid myself of this issue.
Do you want photos of this madness? Oh! I’ll make a music video. Or a confessional. Either way, allow me to introduce you to my chairs.
Final count on the chairs in the house: 25. Twenty Five. There is one chair per year of my life in this house and that’s ridiculous. Although next week I’ll be having a birthday and beating THIS SYSTEM! Any way, the math of this problem is that we only use 24% of the available chair options in this house. And more than half of that 24% is in our dining room.
Yea. I told you we had issues.