I’m on a coffee buzz right now, it’s amazing. Who needs Cocaine when you can just drink espresso? Oh right, well … I don’t. We can leave the snorting and organ rotting to the celebrities. Oh I just kill myself some times.

It’s true that there was a short period of time in which I would practice a stand-up routine while folding laundry. My bra’s never laughed at my jokes so I figured it was better to have that kind of self-esteem in my head only.

You know you’re a blogger when you don’t think in terms of lists, or conversations but you narrate your life. Or you dream about blogging or meeting your favorite bloggers. It’s kind of like being a scrapbooker who takes photos not because you care but because you know you have that damn die-cut to use! Yeah.

So coffee is good.